Dear boots and equally beloved scarves,
I have missed your ability to elevate a basic tee and jeans into an off-duty-model ensemble. And your comfort factor, especially stacked-heel boots and easy-to-throw-on infinity scarves. You two rate higher on the accessory food chain than almost any other option. Without you, women everywhere would shiver needlessly and lament the coming of cold weather. Instead, they eagerly await the first frost so that they can pull you out of summer storage and wear you with effortless ease.
In short, dear boots and scarves, you two make my heart race like no other. You are the best part of fall fashion - timeless, comfortable and, best of all, no matter how much weight I have gained, you always fit.